(via unexcusable)

There once was a Princess B, undone by the question “Who’s the daddy?” But it’s time to find out - Will it be Chuck? Or will it be Louis?

Chuck: Oh, um, say hello to Blair for me. I hope she has a great day.
Nate: Hey, do not do anything to mess with her date, please.
Chuck: Her date? With whom?
Nate: You serious? You have all your spies, and you had to get it out of me? Come on, you finally stopped defiling the pool table with the entire cast of Cirque du Soleil, you got Blair into Columbia. Why not let things end on a good note.

(Source: chair4ever)